Charles Fort's Brentford Science
What's an Acceptable Risk for Destroying the Earth?
see
http://arxiv.org/pdf/hep-ph/0009204v6
"It is concluded that the costs of small risks of catastrophe have been
significantly underestimated"
Do Scientists really get paid for producing this crap?
Is this what they doing in the new garage-universities?

Professor X of the Church of the Fucked Head: honey, I just doomed the universe!
Now that one is a winner. Did this savant get paid for finding this out or was it the result of amateur experimentation?
Where have you been for the past 100 years?
Virtual storyteller: reader takes charge of story
They've been doing that for n thousand years
Tiny insect brains capable of huge feats
We've seen that in the Gulf of Mexico recently
Hospital deaths rise at weekends
That's because there is nobody there to switch off the TV
It's just one long list of things to get done in Anguilla
There's always a lot to be done in places with names like that
Legionnaires' disease link to windscreen wiper water
Who writes this copy?
Brain 'distorts own body image'
Thank God for that.
Experience shapes
the brain's circuitry throughout adulthood
People change as they grow up? Worth a Nobel Prize, that one!
Scientists to test Ozzy Osbourne's body to see how he is still alive
They should try this on Cliff Richard
June 22nd 2010
Here's this week's Breakthroughs:
Did they get a grant for this thinking?
In real time? Present tense, anyone? Get lost!
Scientists uncover the genetic secrets that allow Tibetans to thrive in thin air
This will be useful for ourselves, very soon.
Ask the oiled bird in the net above if he or she is interested in a quick game of truth and consequences with no holds barred.
You'll come to love your ju-ju sticks
In another real time? Same present tense? Get lost again!
You live and learn with lies that burn
When their gills are not full of oil, that is.

Moog says:
Another list of great scientific breakthroughs coming to your head next week!