A review of Mark Pilkington’s
“Mirage Men”
By Colin Bennett
1. The Forming of the Cabal
As a book, Mirage Men illustrates the problems of a UK Protestant mindset
more than anything else. As such, it can hardly be understood fully without
knowing some of the very British background from whence it sprang.
First we must know that Mark Pilkington was an ex-assistant editor of the
extremely sceptical UK Fortean Times. This magazine was founded some years
ago by an erstwhile brilliant man, Bob Rickard. Though initially the
magazine was a great success, Rickard himself wrote very little about
Fortean matters. A rather passive figure, he was eventually quite
overwhelmed by a veritable cabal of sceptics led by far stronger
personalities. These included the fanatically anti-American sceptics, such
as Peter Brookesmith and Paul Devereaux, who together wrote the sceptical
book “Ufos and Ufology,” described by Bob Rickard as “the last word on
Ufology.”
Under these somewhat Lutheran influences, the UK Fortean Times contained
less and less Fortean matter. Given these sceptical influences, the magazine
should ideally have been re-launched and renamed the UK Sceptical Enquirer
under the Editorship of Brookesmith and Paul Devereaux. Failing such strong
direction, the magazine became a blurred mess; it didn’t really want to deny
Fortean anomalies yet it didn’t really know whether to accept them or not as
a basis for magical or occult belief. Though sceptics, Brookesmith and
Devereaux might at least have raised the intellectual level of the magazine
which under the present editorship has now unfortunately dropped to zero,
particularly with respect to UFOs.
Under such negative influence, and perhaps against his better Fortean
instincts, Rickard chose to appear on TV claiming that Ufology was a lot of
American nonsense. I myself was writing for the UK Fortean Times when the
said cabal (including Mark Pilkington) arrived in the columns of that
journal. Under their influence the magazine put down anything mystical,
holistic, paranormal, or anomalistic. It need hardly be said that the crop
circle phenomenon in particular was savagely trampled, particularly by
Pilkington who claims to this day all such circles are made by human beings.
In particular, any movement such as New Age culture which had the slightest
degree of transcendental or fantastic claims or mystical claims within it
was ignored completely, or ridiculed and reduced to a depressing landscape
of over-rationalised analysis.
Readers had also to suffer the somewhat Communist inspirations of one Dr.
David Clarke, a "sociology" lecturer (God help us all!) from a nameless
garage university somewhere in the North of England. Clarke was the partner
in crime of one Andy Roberts, a North of England bookshop owner. Though it
must be admitted that Roberts at least had a sense of humour, in general the
East German manic-depressive prose of both Clarke and Roberts would make any
child of nature commit suicide in the time it took to say Karl Marx.
Quite a few members of this cabal were from the hard-nosed Protestant
strongholds of the North of Great Britain, where the minds of Little England
had always had a problem with both Wonder and Mystery. The Leftish metaphors
of the work-ethic pervade the psycho-social spectrum of the area. Work, not
play is a measure of the "real" which is perhaps their favourite word of all
sceptics. Hardly anything else could be expected from an area whose
practical genius gave the world the Industrial Revolution. As could be
anticipated, a few of the members of the aforesaid Little England cabal
wrote for the UK Guardian newspaper, where smart Leftish atheism prevails
still.
Almost none of these sceptics had good modern synthesising brains, and the
few who had such things were desperately out of date, trapped in a country
which was rapidly losing its sense of wonder. The Silver period of Roman
poetry as distinct from the Golden period shows that loss of wonder always
precedes loss of economic and imperial power. The function of wonder is to
keep up expectations.
Thus was lost a great opportunity to launch a an international magazine with
full UFO coverage and true Fortean metaphysical view.
It was under these conditions that I decided to make no more submissions to
the UK Fortean Times and to launch my own web site www.combat-diaries.co.uk
2. Pilkington
Mark Pilkington himself was originally Assistant Editor of Magonia Magazine,
where he learned his sceptical trade from the Editor, one John Rimmer. Like
Roberts and Clarke, Rimmer is another Lutheran who could stop a UFO in its
tracks with one manic Anglo-Saxon glance. Armed and indoctrinated with the
Magonian doctrine of Nature that there could not possibly be any mysteries
beneath sun, moon, or stars, Pilkington migrated eventually to the UK Fortean
Times where he became Assistant Editor.
The cabal having established itself, things began to get really nasty. Such
attempts as mine to see Charles Fort as something more than a figure from a set
of late Victorian postcards brought vengeance down from the sceptical skies. To
see Fort as an operational modern philosopher whose ideas could be applied to
the growth of social-control technology and the machinations of Big Media
brought down double vengeance.
Let us not think for a moment that all this is a matter of opinion. For a
considerable number of years, nothing less than vicious political warfare was
waged by the UK Fortean Times against Ufology, and American Ufology in
particular. Jerome Clark, the author of The UFO Encyclopaedia (2000) was
attacked, as was Timothy Good’s Above Top Secret (1989). In particular, Nick
Pope, author of Open Skies, Closed Minds (1997) was singled out for venomous
attacks. For some three years, Pope had been the official Ministry of Defence
Case Officer for all Ufological Reports. In addition, Bill Birnes' book on
Colonel Corso and Roswell was ignored.
In addition, Georgina Bruni’s book You Can't Tell the People (2001) about the
1980 UK Rendlesham Forest UFO incident was violently put down. The incident was
eventually attributed to the flashes from a nearby lighthouse by
fellow-travelling deadly sceptics such as scientist Ian Ridpath, another member
of the Fortean sceptical cabal. The Rendlesham Forest business was at least the
UK equivalent to the “swamp gas” UFO scandal in the US. The UK sceptical story
continues. Recently, Ian Ridpath made a BBC film about the Rendlesham Forest
incident. The film was totally negative about UFOs.
Mirage Men continues this tradition. The work of Stanton Friedman and others on
the Roswell incident is dismissed, as is the work of Strieber and Bud Hopkins on
Abduction. Even major UFO scholars such as Richard Dolan or Leslie Kean are not
mentioned, though their work is well within the time scale of the creation of
Mirage Men. The highly selective absence of such world-recognised UFO scholars
shows that Mirage Men is intellectually distorted to fit a pre-set sceptical
agenda which is both perverse and desperately conspiratorial.
With such ingrained prejudice, perhaps Pilkington should not have written such a
book on UFOs at all. In addition, that he works for the Fortean Times and yet he
appears to have no concept of mystery, anomalies or contradictions in Mind and
Nature is best left for himself to explain. But that is the way that cabal-sets
work. Just like Holocaust Denial or the Moon Landing denials, Pilkington
practices denial on principle for political purposes within the memes of
belief-control programmes. This is an example of just how far the UK Protestant
cabal will go in order to try and trash UFO belief. What black agendas generate
such moves is a matter of conjecture. This book is certainly an operation. We
can thank the gods it is not a very well-planned one.
An insider at the UK Fortean Times told me that my biography of George Adamski,
Looking for Orthon (2001, 2008) made me a marked man as far as the Fortean Times
was concerned and the book was not reviewed by that publication, either in the
first or second editions.
However, the first edition of my award-winning biography of Charles Fort,
Politics of the Imagination, (2002, 2008) was given a brief review. This
“review” (if it could be called such), read as if the reviewer (now indeed the
Editor of the UK Fortean Times) had spilled egg, sausage and chips all down his
frontage. A man of extremely limited intellect and education, he was quite
baffled, and he wrote as if he thought the book was a set of instructions on a
pack of instant noodles.
In a combined assault, I was attacked also in good measure by Magonia Magazine,
the alma mater of Mark Pilkington. At this time the FT cabal tolerated yours
truly for a while as I was writing popular cover-page features on such people as
Jack Parsons and Candy Jones. Though such features sold magazines, the cabal
decided to pay me the compliment of an ambush. At a Fortean Convention meeting,
I was invited by the present Editor of the Fortean Times (whose name escapes me,
as does his nil Fortean record) to sit on stage with no less than six
card-carrying sceptics whose several hundred rabid supporters were foaming in
their seats. They were in a nasty mood and tried to boo me off the stage if only
because the pro-UFO stance of my "Politics of the Imagination" was violently
rejected. That I myself was always somewhat right-wing in my political opinions
made the situation worse. I did note at the time that Mark Pilkington (who was
chairing the meeting) failed for some reason or other to quell the mêlée.
The trouble was that the sceptics tuned out to be sentimentalists at heart. They
wanted Charles Fort to remain a father-figure of pre-Raphaelite rusticity,
little more than a scrabble-game man. They wanted a hippy Book of Hours about
gnomes and hobbits and fish-falls from the sky. My treatment of Fort as a first
postmodern philosopher was therefore as welcome as Adolf Hitler at a Bar
Mitzvah.
The sceptical cabal mentioned previously is now part of a dying generation of
what Shakespeare called “mechanicals.” The future was upgrading and reassembling
itself, and smarter and cooler performers were moving onstage. With the arrival
of the younger Pilkington, another generation of very different sceptics was
born eventually. As the mechanical Age gradually morphed into the present Age of
Big Media, Pilkington was produced like a rabbit from a conjuror’s hat, and the
Stalinist clod-hoppers of old had to go. It goes almost without saying that
Pilkington doesn’t look or sound anything like the old-fashioned Protestant
rock-throwers previously described.
Just like Jon Ronson (the author of The Men Who Stare at Goats) a relatively new
floppy kid on the sceptical block, Mark Pilkington represents trendy yuppie
scepticism with a vengeance. He is made for Media. He is too floppy to be a hard
man like the Amazing Randi, Karl Korff of the US, or Clarke and Roberts of the
UK. He is the complete package: a media-ready flip-top toyboy, all smiles and
hail-fellow-well-met. He is pure media plasma. One can imagine bullets going
through him with very little effect. A regular jumping bean, he could charm the
birds off the trees.
That the UK Fortean Times has almost always represented a view quite the
opposite to the view of Charles Fort is best left for History, Bob Rickard, and
Dennis Publications to explain. I am given to understand that a legal complaint
was lodged some time ago citing the Trades Description Act, but nothing has been
heard of this brave individual since.
Thus ended a splendid opportunity to launch possibly an international edition of
a great Fortean magazine with proper UFO coverage. The narrowness of narrow
minds from provincial streets defeated such an idea. A recent comment by a
disappointed reader claimed the Fortean Times had become a “cross between the
Sceptical Enquirer, National Geographic and The Guinness Book of Records.”
3. Feeding Frenzy
So frenzied is this attack on Ufology that it is not difficult at times to reach
the conclusion that in Mirage Men there is detectable some hatred for Ufology as
a culture, coupled with contempt for all things American. The book refers to
almost every single major UFO incident over fifty years and a cross is put
carefully against each and every item, instead of a tick. That’s the book.
To attempt to write such a wholly negative history of UFOs and Ufology in one
volume is somewhat ambitious. Panoramic treatments of an entire culture should
hardly be attempted by a first-volume author, particularly one with a negative
axe to grind.
Mirage Men is a book which attempts such a panoramic view of the whole of
Ufology, no less. Such attempts fall usually into the amateurish trap of saying
“this happened, then after that, this other thing happened” and this book is no
exception. Perhaps such a vast scheme should not be attempted by a writer who
has hardly a shred of a Ufological track record proper.
Most of this sprawling volume consists of flippant and somewhat superficial
reportage of the major UFO incidents and personalities since the Second World
War. The style is plain and descriptive consisting of brief summaries of major
UFO events. Pilkington is dismissive of both UFOs and Ufology, and what little
analysis exists consists of quick top-of-head negative decisions about classic
UFO incidents. The author ignores also (as distinct from arguing against) the
entire range of major Ufological scholarship that has appeared over some fifty
years or more.
One glimpse at the level of interpretation in “Mirage Men” gives warning. The
author uses paper-back fiction gosh-golly techniques reminiscent of the golden
age of retail Ufology. After starting his book with a rather blushing episode
straight out of an Enid Blyton Book of UFO Fun, as an example of perfect
irrelevancy he unearths Bernard Newman, an obscure and rather corny British
paperback author from the immediate post-war years, whose books are in any case
unavailable. He writes: “Did Newman know, or think he knew, something about the
Roswell incident? Had he gleaned inside information from his contacts from the
intelligence world? Who knows. Yet Newman certainly understood how folklore
worked.”
What a naff beginning! Is this a book for a sophisticated adult audience, or
what? As a comment on Roswell this casual baby-pap will not do. It ignores the
major historical works on the Roswell UFO incident by Don Berliner and Stanton
Friedman Crash at Corona, (1997), by Kevin Randle and Donald Schmitt UFO Crash
at Roswell (1991), also The Roswell Incident (1997) by Moore and Berlitz, and
Witness to Roswell, (2009) by Carey, Noory, Schmitt and Mitchell.
In the absence of such works, one can only assume that Mirage Men is largely a
contemptuous dismissal by an author whose Ufological record by comparison is of
a positively homeopathic dilution.
But Mirage Men is that kind of book.
Such a viewpoint coming so early in the work, we ask ourselves yet again what
kind of audience is the somewhat lightweight Mirage Men aimed at?
The mention of “folklore” above is the key. Everything about the UFO phenomenon
in Mirage Men is put down to folklore, urban legend, or media “fantasy.” Early
on, it is clear that the author’s main thesis is to interpret every single major
UFO incident in terms of some fairly simple mechanical explanation. As such, the
brevity with which some classical encounters are dismissed is quite
breath-taking.
In Mirage Men, all UFO incidents without exception are treated in the same
cavalier way. Classics such as the Maury Island story are merely written up and
dismissed, as is the story of Kenneth Arnold. Abductions and contactees are
hardly discussed, and the mysterious business of the MJ-12 papers is dismissed
as a fraud and a joke.
All these matters have been dealt with many times by hundreds of UFO books over
very many years. But Pilkington just trashes icons quite casually, as if he is
in a hurry and has something else on his mind. You’d have to be a mighty person
to trash senior Ufologists say Kevin Randle, Stanton Friedman, and Linda Moulton
Howe (literally) in one breath.
George Adamski receives a similar treatment. Having written Looking for Orthon,
a biography of George Adamski (with Introduction by John Michell), I can
honestly say that the material on both Silas Newton and Adamski in Chapter 7 is
nothing more than contrived third-hand stale rubbish written up like a hasty
school essay. Throughout, Pilkington does not refer to peer-reviewed standard
texts on any aspect of Ufology. Neither does he have the weight of knowledge or
experience to both lift this wide range of material and trash it at the same
time.
His work on Project Blue Book for example is a trashing masterpiece. He gets
most of his information from well-known sceptical sources and merely writes
these up (again) like a school report. He appears not to have read Ruppelt’s
original book Report on Unidentified Flying Objects, my own book An American
Demonology and takes no notice of the extensive analysis of Ruppelt’s time at
Blue Book examined in detail by Michael David Hall and Wendy Ann Connors in
their book Ruppelt.
This is really no surprise. Pilkington has been trashing Ufology in Magonia
Magazine and the UK Fortean Times for some years now.
It is to be expected therefore that not a single UFO sighting (say from the
daily collections from George Filer or Peter Davenport) is given credence, or is
judged worthy of investigation. All UFO sightings are assumed to be false: they
are the result of mistakes or lies, and the leading lights of Ufology are all
“mirage men” wrapped in self-deception.
At the risk of giving them a good out-of-context quote at times this book can be
seen as a Leftish plot against the American imagination a la Jon Ronson’s Goats.
The anti-American hatred is almost palpable. The citizens of a nation that
cannot mount even an ill-equipped brigade-group without borrowing pairs of socks
from the Yanks dare to laugh at the what they conceive Ufology to be - another
branch of silly Disneyland.
Frankly, Mirage Men would have been far better with Jon Ronson as a co-writer.
Though as profound a sceptic as Pilkington, he is at least capable of humour and
satire, irony and wit. Pilkington is relentlessly dull, plodding and somewhat
simple-minded as regards Ufology. From example to example, we know exactly what
he is going to say. He doesn't even follow the professional journalistic
practice of comparing negative examples against positive examples, thus leaving
matters open to question. As a result Mirage Men is set in concrete.
Pilkington’s opinions apart, I am surprised also at his lack of narrative
technique.
Mirage Men throughout reads rather like a set of musty notes from long ago.
Pilkington chatters rather than writes, and he lacks all editorial
self-criticism. His account of the Paul Bennowitz affair, for example, consists
of little more than a staggered summary of Greg Bishop’s excellent book Project
Beta. The Bennowitz / Doty story is (unwisely) split into two parts. Part 1 is
fragmented chat, spread over many other matters, and the admittedly much better
Part 2 comes in Chapter 5 when he is discussing the Laughlin Conference, of
which more later.
Up to Chapter 5 all we have is a series of trotty-dog dismissals, most of which
consist of corn-ball instant scepticism. Who is Pilkington writing for, the
Ufological kiddie league? Consider the one-sentence thought “all crop circles
are made by human beings.” Consider also the casual observation that pilot
Mantell saw a “weather balloon.”
Some of this nonsense sounds as if it is from a notebook of fifty years ago. The
book contains a wonderful collection of such worn-out clichés, such as
“visionary flights of fancy,” “Monty Pythonesque confusions.”
Such casual flip-top rejections form the theme of the first four chapters.
Generally speaking, the UFO phenomenon is attributed to Ray Palmer and the
“psycho-social” confusions of poor Americana, who is looked upon as a bit of a
dope.
Many of the material conjunctions are assembled in a manner so professionally
unskilled that frankly, Constable should be ashamed of themselves at not taking
the author by the neck and making him do his homework, his opinions
notwithstanding. The editor for example did not even use a capital “I” for
military “intelligence.” That alone shows how much attention was spent on the
copy-editing, never mind the linking and continuity of the argument. The problem
here is that Pilkington is above all a lazy writer and thinker. He is far too
laid back, and his book is far too long for him to carry such a weight on his
back. He should have been severely disciplined: he dozes off in mid
illustration, he loses concentration, sprinkling all and everything with
worn-out dog-and-pony clichés copied from over fifty years of Ufology.
As such, we have a ragbag of worn-out sceptical sores, almost all torn from the
back pages of the Magonia Magazine and UK Fortean Times and written up
cloggy-fashion.
Frankly, the author has taken on too much. A book of this length is quite beyond
him. He should have specialised. He chatters rather than writes. His
concentration fails, he tires, he uses fillers and summaries and makes
superficial assumptions about people and events beyond all compass. He throws in
second and third hand material with abandon, and several times I expected to
meet the proverbial kitchen sink flying through the proverbial air.
Frankly, Mirage Men is old-fashioned relative to modern Ufology. There’s no
modern analytic Web thinking here. That the world consists of stories and each
story is a spider’s web of infinite extent within a Big Media complex appears to
be quite beyond our simple-minded pair of mechanists. For the most part, they
appear to be referring to the cornball retail Ufology of an Age prior to the
advent of the Web. No, the author(s) remain intent on sorting out the “facts
from the fictions” as modern junior league Victorian Station Masters lost now in
a Big Media postmodern world.
The book does not raise its head from this wobbly mess until we reach Chapter 5,
no less, when our pair commence a journey up river into that Coney Island of
Ufology called the Laughlin Conference of 2006.
4. Two Go to Laughlin.
The best thing about Chapter Six of Mirage Men is that it reveals a comic and
definitive English bafflement at anything extraordinary done by eccentric
foreigners. But our two adventurers are hoist by their own petard, and the
Laughlin episode turns out to be a satire on Englishness rather than the other
way round.
First our friends do not go for sensible middle-of-the-road Ufology. That would
be too hard a task. No, they go for Laughlin, which for the most part is pure
Ufological showbiz.
Each year the event assembles the biggest collection of foil-hat Jerry Springer
Ufologists on Earth. It comes complete with a pseudo hi-tech gloss plus the
countless mysteries of supposed extraterrestrial alien intrigue.
Our baffled pair don’t know quite what to make of that Kandy-Kolored
Tangerine-Flake Streamline-Baby which is Laughlin, their staunch Anglo-Saxon
tepid rationalism being somewhat overwhelmed. They are to Laughlin as Trotsky is
to the Beverley Sisters.
Perhaps they should have been told.
Meantime, like old aunts, they stamp their petulant parochial pre-postmodern
feet at the fabled eccentricities of Americana.
It is clear that our two young fogies haven’t met Laughlin-type UFO folk before.
In vain do they try to rescale their leftish perceptions. To them Laughlin is a
mere circus-type curiosity. They would not recognise a postmodern agenda if it
slapped them in the face. Yet, if the Americans are funny, our two English boys
are even funnier.
A deep-laid Anglais Protestantism is suspect. This confines all phenomenological
mysteries to the Jews, the Germans the French, plus all those ragged
unfortunates well beyond Calais.
If our pair, in their supercilious attempt to destroy Ufology, thought they had
picked the Laughlin Conference as an easy target for trashing, they were
mistaken. Their first discovery is that simple concepts of fraud and imposture
are of no use at all in dealing with such people as Rick Doty and Bill Ryan.
They are high level Tricksters to whom common sense and rationale do not apply.
Doty and Ryan are just two of the biggest names in the sphere of Ufological
disinformation. Both these tricky gents still maintain the SERPO story, and
legends that there are extraterrestrial aliens in tunnels, bases, and cities
throughout the USA.
It is disappointing that Jon Ronson did not join our pair. The title of Chapter
5 could then have been “Three Go to Laughlin.” That would have made an ideal
trio on the lines of Enid Blyton’s “Famous Five” series. Ronson could have
joined in the English schoolboy giggles at big daft Americana, as he did in Men
Who Stare at Goats.
The Laughlin Conference represents an event around which the book should have
developed in detail, finishing with our two gents quite up in the air. It is
good to see Rick Doty lives up to his reputation. He winds up our baffled pair
who are looking for bourgeois order in Ufology and not finding any. Ronson, who
is a far superior writer to Pilkington, might here have been up to the occasion
as far as counter-satire goes.
Just one whiff of consumer frolics a la Americana is more than enough for our
nut-and-bolt-duo. The world conceived as consisting of prototypal brand names
and personalities, as distinct from their distinctly Anglo-Saxon toxic mother’s
milk, proves far too exotic for our fantasy-deprived Englishmen.
Both Ryan and Doty would of course have seen our two baffled wide-eyed pair
coming from a mile away, blushing wide-eyed innocents ready for what Shakespeare
called a practice or gull. Ryan and Doty are made of pure star-stuff, a form of
matter probably not encountered by our two extremely conservative young men, and
very quickly the two infamous SERPO fabricators have Mark and John quite
overwhelmed.
Ryan and Doty both are at the high end of the Ufological metaphysical / consumer
image-chain, this being a form of somewhat rarefied matter for our stolid
English sceptics, methinks. In the years to come, both Ryan and Doty will form
part of the Elvis/Jackson consumer chain, a concept which yet again is a bit
exotic for our nut-and-bolt pair.
Little do our British adventurers realise that in seeing Laughlin they are
looking right into the superluminal continuum of the UFO.
5. The Gull
Though Doty (as distinct from Bill Ryan) doesn’t meet many people, he accepts
the invitation to meet our intrepid pair rather too readily, which should have
served as a warning. Like Bill Ryan again, he turns out a mite over friendly,
which should have been another suspicious sign. But our intrepid pair press on,
receiving Doty’s UFO stories almost as if he is Dante leading them through the
UFO inferno.
Eventually (and this is the best part of the book) through the influence of Doty
and Ryan, Ufology in the conspiratorial raw starts to get to our pair. If the
book had been more about such fascinating conspiratorial legends instead of
being a bundle of under-written and potted histories, then we might have had
another Mothman on our hands. For instance we could have done with more
descriptions of the psychological changes which were challenging profound
scepticism.
To see Pilkington’s scepticism quite overwhelmed if only for a moment is
edifying to say the least. It is nice to see him with his mouth agape for once.
It took the combined efforts of Doty and Bill Ryan to do this to such a
hard-line sceptic. But then Doty and Ryan both are straight out from the pages
of Herman Melville’s 1857 novel The Confidence Man. Pilkington does not
understand apparently that the roots of US frontier chicanery are that deep.
As is to be expected, our two Confidence Men toy with our pair as they toy with
just about everything else in Douglas Adams’ concept of “Life, the Universe and
Everything,” including believers as well as sceptics. That said, the Laughlin
meeting becomes a struggle between Mark and John, the two most slippery
customers in British Ufology, and Doty and Ryan, the two most slippery customers
in American Ufology.
Were our pair capable of synthesising expanded metaphors, what a chapter this
might have been.
That the background to these contesting belief systems is the hooting UFO
Disneyland of the Laughlin Conference of 2006 makes this one chapter in Mirage
Men well worth reading. We have characters and atmosphere; we have tension,
drama, and background. We have also irony in seeing Mark and John through the
eyes of other people instead of having to wade through limitless acres of Mark’s
palsied journalism.
The trouble is that our intrepid pair do not realise that
Doty and Ryan are Matrix anarchists, and our rather old-fashioned duo, with
their very British “plain fact versus plain fiction” approach finish up as
drained and washed out as is John Keel at the end of “The Mothman Prophecies.”
The only way to deal with Doty and Ryan is satire, but Jon Ronson is not
present, and satire is far too sophisticated a technique for Pilkington, who
sees always “truth” and “falsehood” in terms of heavy mechanical differentials.
Doty wins the battle, and our two feathered friends finish up with their eyes on
stalks at the sayings and doings of that most wonderful piece of Americana, Rick
Doty.
All the characters involved here are now become pieces of Ufology as Art form.
In this, the Laughlin episodes are examples of wonderful postmodern theatre in
which both Pilkington and Lundberg can be placed as stuffed heads either side of
a kitchen cuckoo clock.
At times our pair appear to be revelling in their second childhood. Americans
are comic figures and their culture is a bit of a hoot. They aren't half pleased
with themselves, and feeling rather superior to it all in a very British way.
Pilkington has learned well from his masters. All we have at the end of Chapter
5 is an impression of flip-top facetious silly-ass clowning reminiscent of
neo-Edwardian public school boys straight from of the pages of a Billy Bunter
annual.
Alas, the mysteries of cultural transformation remain inaccessible to them.
They fail to realise that what they are looking at is raw media, the Technicolor
flow of persuasive mystique, the occult transformations of consumerism, either
intellectual or social.
Therefore the mysteries of America avoid them: they look for standard sets of
mechanical relations representing historical causation and they don't find any
such things either in America or Ufology. “Mirage Men” is therefore essentially
an essay in Transatlantic Culture Shock.
6. Kit Green
It might be expected that our pair would recover their momentarily-shattered
Englishness through interviewing the calm and cool Kit Green, a legendary ex-CIA
medical advisor and Intelligence Officer. But just as they have hardly recovered
from being spun in the freak direction, Kit spins them in another quite
different way which turns out to be just as freakish.
Our two very straight boys know not where to turn in this self-induced
Postmodern continuum, and the deadly scepticism of the UK Fortean Times or
Magonia Magazine is too far away to help out.
In a passage straight out of John Fowles’ The Magus, Kit leads them out into
Whitehead’s “Ever widening penumbra of uncertainty,” the only moment where they
think that they too are part of the UFO plot in a Borgesian sense. They remain
victims of their need to disbelieve.
Any editor on this earth with any kind of common sense would have ended the book
there and then with Mark and John strung up by their own fascinating indecision
like the Savage in Huxley’s Brave New World.
But no, in the final chapters, Mark has to stick in his club-feet again and he
returns to more school essay chat. This was a disaster in the beginning of
Mirage Men and it is a disaster at the end.
Laughlin gone, we have to wade through some twenty pages of a Boy’s Own Funny
Aeroplane Annual. The authors appear not to have noticed that many hundreds of
full-colour books full of the prototypal aircraft they mention have been
available for many years.
Chapter six is plainly nonsense. An author who has had no military service, no
hands-on technological training or experience, and who merely summarises
second-hand Intelligence procedures should not attempt an all-round analysis of
the Military-Industrial Complex within the space of a single chapter. Here the
author’s rapid-paced flip-top journalism is both naïve and worthless.
Conclusion
Had our pair the wit to see it, what they were watching was the evolution of a
prototypal entertainment system in which they are playing a part as much as
anyone else. Such systems are now become World-Engines (see my “Child Brides
from Outer Space,” Part 1 on Reality Uncovered). The trick is to see that that
scepticism is part of the contra-rotating ideological generating voltage
required by such super-liminal cultural motors as Laughlin. Such World Engines
generate the images within the silver screens of consciousness. Humanity is run
by such display systems, from royal courts through fashion and glamour to Big
Media. As our authors found out in the interview with Kit Green, Big Science
indeed is yet another display system.
As Charles Fort reminds us, since we are but bits of paste clinging to a rock in
space, sceptical rationalisations are just as comic as anything else.
With this thought, Fort’s concept of both Doubt and Belief as high-quality
entertainment has come of age.
When Pilkington goes into Big Media eventually (which will be quite soon I
suspect) I do hope fickle Media doesn’t betray him and leave him stranded as a
kid's presenter on morning TV, become the back end of Muffin the Mule (apologies
- I have not seen TV for some fifty years), or something like that. Perhaps he
should have a go at pop journalism. Far better than messing around with Ufology,
he’d be brilliant talking about Lady GaGa songs and lyrics in relation to her
fantastic costumes. He should form a partnership with his friend Jon Ronson, who
knows all about such things.