Hello Dear, Happy Ramadan!
Attention: Dear Lucky Beneficiary, innit:
My name is Mrs. Farida Mzamber Waziri (Mrs.), retired Assistant Inspector
General of Police. I write to you on the recommendation of the referee
Dr.Mohammed Ali-Yusufu
Director OF ATM DEPARTMENT
(OB,IRD,ATM) Dept.
WORLD BANK has sanctioned this correspondence
Tel: 00447045711529
Fax:00447045711529 Gabon Central (confidential)
Status:
Gabon State Residential (old Prudential Offshore)
Account (unsolicited) 60149837
With due respect to your person and much sincerity of purpose therein, I decide
to contact you as I believe you will be of great assistance to me. Hence, I am
inviting you for a business deal where money can be shared between us in the
ratio of 60/40. Meanwhile, it's just my urgent need for a foreign partner that
made me to contact you for this transaction. I am a professional wanker and sex
changeling by profession (helmet trained) from Burkina Faso in West Africa.
Though some of my enemies say that I cannot read anything above Harry Potter, I
currently holding the post of Director Auditing and Accounting unit of the bank
of Liberia. I have the opportunity of transferring the left-over fraud-funds
($11.5million) of one of my bank clients. You may know my cousin Mr Cyril
Bananadong, once supposedly would-be President Elect of Gabon, Guinea-Conakry
and Swaziland; for his contracting facilities contact http://www.spankwire.com/
who fortunately died along with his entire family on 31 July 2000 in a
suspicious plane crash in Gabon. You can confirm the genialness of the reality
of this deceased death by clicking on these web sites. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
or
http://www.henrymakow.com/katyn_ii_-_how_satanists_say_w_1.html
You may have known me. I am a transsexual who hit British newspapers last year
after I had my sister stoned to death as a token of my esteem after she pinched
a couple French changeling toy-boys. Indeed others may have known me. I was
formerly Mrs Bongo, niece of the late and profound Liberian homosexual Mr. Cyril
Bananadong.
I have to tell you now that I do believe that I am sure that I am about to be
murdered by my second Congolese husband (the first died of primal melancholia in
Ruwanda where his hands were chopped off by a dealer in what we now know as
Naomi Stones).
Naomi gave me your address.
Under the re-assurance of my qualification I have chosen you to be the
beneficiary of some 45,000,000 Rand Pounds, of which I keep 3% on you
reassurance. Charlie "ascetic acid" Brown (leg and hand chopper) now alas
recently dead in an air crash over the central Congo area, gave me your name in
recognoscente. His Liberian papers were recovered to you with great respect (and
with great difficulty) however and the interpretation was to be given to a man
of respect such as yourself in perpetuity of reconnaissance upon receiving
acquiescence and receipts.
My legal guardians (all innocent Ruwandans, like Naomi) told me (for your
information, I have to tell you that for various purposes, I am on my third
death-bed of several lifetimes) that you were the ideal person to receive a
bequest (honorary-certified ) of $50,000,000 (Gabon Pounds) free of charge and
all legal implications, no matter what. For a small Registration fee (five
Liberian Pounds) I can arrange transport of used and soiled notes from my
interests in Eritrea to your good self in Notting Hill, care of central African
transport supervised by my brother now heroically liberated from military and
civil incarceration in rural Gabon innocent of corruption charges. laid against
him by my everlasting cousin Dr. "amputator" Banda, a regular shitten-shepherd,
believe me. Naomi told me herself that this Liberian leg-chopper piddled in
semi-real (very virtual) estate, much to his eternal dissatisfaction until he
found a friend in Jesus who promptly gave him a round dozen cancers for his
trouble and devotions. He recovered through discovering Faith Hope and Charity
from a reputable licensed AIDS whore in rural Somalia. The cancers simply could
not believe this, and fled, or so it is claimed by many bisexual village Elders,
one of whom held a top post in a disco-marine pimp-house in downtown Gabon.
Under the cool-cover terms of what the English call authorisation,
legitimisation, and authentication, I am going to get this white-loving ponce-doctor's
clerk one day, don't you worry.
Warning: ignore all and any correspondence from a certain Mrs Zang (born yet
another transsexual pimp in Wapping) and the biggest crack dealer under ZANU PF,
who works under the pseudonym of FOOTCHOPPER 1, and sometimes the native Old
Cornish name of DAFT (she plays white-nigger with relish). This notorious
honky-loving milch-cow will do anything to get her murdering hands on the money
I want to send you for your Discipline-is Fun Course. Watch her closely,
however. She royally fucked up my many semi-legitimate claims to many African
farms seized by white crappola when my dear mother was in her imperial
Home@Colonial infancy.
PS. I am sending you the money now. My two cousins in Bow are getting ready to
receive and manage this extremely Hard Currency for you.
Economic And Financial Crimes Commission
Plot 1017 & 1018 Core Bay Crescent, Off
Adetokunbo Ademola Crescent
Wuse II, Abuja (Gabon unit 4)
TEL/FAX: 234-1-739 8132
Swift ATM Card Payment Center (deceased)
WORLD BANK ENGLAND (WBC)
PS
If you agree to my business proposal. further details of the transfer will be
forwarded to you as soon as i receive your return mail.
Have a great day. Happy Ramadan (I am am going to Blackpool for a month - you
can get good hooch & egg&chips and hot Bacon Chippelatos all day there)
Yours.
Reply to my new email address.
Email: tocaj1964@voila.fr
MR. TOCA JORDAN
(BOA) -BURKINA-FASO-Gabon.