Did a Fishmonger Do It?
A Theory of Explanations: a Fortean Essay in Story Technology
By Colin Bennett
This essay is now available in the current print issue of (US) UFO Magazine
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"I thought it a brilliant piece and copied it and sent it around to many who I knew would appreciate it."
Hal Puthoff, author (with Russell Targ) of the classic book, Mind Reach.
"If Larry Silverstein organized the events of 911, then he is the
second Jew to walk on water in 2000 years. But if Bin Laden organized these
things, then he is the first Arab ever to walk on water, such is the nature of
the competition."
(Augustus Codex,
Fragments from a Lost Meme Library)
Charles Fort, The Book of the Damned:
"Upon May 28th, 1881, near the city of Worcester, a fishmonger, with a
procession of carts, loaded with several kinds of crabs and periwinkles, and
with a dozen energetic assistants, appeared at a time when nobody on the busy
road was looking. The fishmonger and his assistants grabbed sacks of
periwinkles, and ran in a frenzy slinging the things into fields on both sides
of the road. They raced to gardens, and some assistants, standing on the
shoulders of other assistants, had sacks lifted to them, and dumped sacks on the
high walls. Meanwhile other assistants, in a dozen carts, were furiously
shoveling out periwinkles, about a mile along the road. Also, meanwhile, several
boys were busily mixing in crabs. They were not advertising anything. Above all
there was secrecy. The cost must have been hundreds of dollars. They appeared
without having been seen along the way, and they melted away equally
mysteriously. There were houses all round, but nobody saw them.
Would I be so kind as to tell what, in the name of some slight approximation to
sanity, I mean by telling such a story?
But it is not my story. There was, upon May 28th, 1881, an occurrence near
Worcester, and the conventional explanation was that a fishmonger did it.
Inasmuch as he did it unobserved, if he did it, he did it as I have described,
if he did it."
Preface
This essay is about how we attempt to organize our experience of anomalies in
order to try and come to terms with them. The structure of our social and
individual attempts to rationalize anomalies in terms of common explanations is
examined. Also investigated are the methods used by human groups to build and
apply psycho-social cloaking mystique in order to mask a world-structure whose
order has been fundamentally subverted and disordered morally, physically, and
psychologically by anomalies, from the mysterious UFO to the equally mysterious
questions raised by the events of 911.
If we accept that almost all human experience is a matter of
information-processing, then we must agree that different cultures manage
anomalous experience in different ways. Our very own Military Industrial
Entertainment Complex which emerged from the Industrial Revolution now manages
information not in terms of “cold hard facts” (the language of yesteryear) but
by means of powerful and deeply invasive media arrays, using whatever new
technology becomes available.
The theories of the early postmodernist Charles Fort (The Book of the Damned),
Marshall McCluhan (The Medium is the Message) and Thomas Kuhn (The Structure of
Scientific Revolutions), are particularly useful in analyzing situations where
purely mechanistic analysis has proved to be useless.
Such situations include the UFO experience as well as the experience of 911.
The object here is to demonstrate in Fortean terms how we scale anomalistic
experience in order to live with such a thing at all. This examination intends
also to demonstrate that our reactions to the events of 911 and the UFO
phenomenon have a lot in common.
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