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The Combat Diaries are authored by Colin Bennett
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Colin Bennett sharkley@panzerben.fsworld.co.uk Date: Mon, 16 Dec 2002
02:34:54 -0000 Fwd Date: Mon, 16 Dec 2002
11:27:28 -0500 Subject: Combat Diary Number 1 Hello all good List folk,
Jan
Aldrich contacted me privately and asked me the following
questions, in response to a recent posting of mine concerning a
possible Roswell-RAF connection that I am researching.
Dear Mr. Bennett, I
“know” that Roswell is the key to everything, but please explain
what any of this has to do with Captain Ruppelt? Is this to be a
work of fiction? What is Ruppelt's connection to the Roswell
incident? Why would a unit committed to the Strategic Air Command
be used as a training unit? Not while General Lemay was in command
it wouldn't! Of course, Lemay was not commander of SAC in 1947 and
was 1948 was in Europe.
There were other facilities for training B-29 crews and for
training with nuclear weapons. Since the majority of 509th members
and others assigned to Roswell knew nothing of the Roswell
incident, why would British "students" know anything? I
think that there is not any violation of the MacMahon Act by
leasing Honest John, Little John and Corporal missiles to the UK.
Obviously, certain nuclear data was given to NATO. The reason for
the "Atomal" access in the NATO security scheme.
Probably there was an adjustment by Congress in the authorization
of NATO.
Sincerely, Jan Aldrich, Project 1947
Dear Mr. Aldrich,
I would like to answer your question simply and directly sir, but
even though I bear a Degree from the university of Oxford in
English Language and Literature, I am somewhat ashamed to say that
I do not know what a fiction is, quite. Many philosophers, from
Aristotle to T.S. Eliot through Cervantes and Melville have tried
to define what "fiction" is exactly, and all have failed.
Some modern puritans refer to a book that does have a document box
number or a security reference or a footnote about statistics in
every single clause in every sentence as a work of fiction. In a
recent IUR, a profoundly silly woman reviewer went so far as to
say that the lack of an index made the book she was
"Fact" is just one way amongst others to try and come to
knowledge of a thing. It is merely one component of experience,
and must be considered in relation to other components that have
equally valid claims to be arbiters of experience.
Primarily, I am a satirist and portrait painter in words. For the
Fortean Times and Philosophy Now, I paint landscapes and
personalities, and in the February 2003 issue of the Fortean
Times, Mr. James Oberg can stand back and gaze at his (not exactly
uncomplimentary) oil. As a painter, I see features of character
and soul, the atmosphere and background of a person rather than
where he or she was on a particular date. I enter the system that
way. Within a person I seen landscapes stretching round the Moon
and back. I can't help it. People pay me to do it. I carve these
things as a gypsy carves pegs. In the words of that great American
novelist Toni Morrison, I listen and let the trail talk to me.
Even the most dour and sober investigator should this. It is an
old Indian trick that will survive laboratories and nuclear power
plants. Facts are a guide, but you don't let them control the
situation, you don't let them define it. As in any painting, you
make them produce more than their sum.
Yes, I start with "facts" in the respect that I know that Captain
Ruppelt was not a 18th century cabbage farmer from old New York.
After I have narrowed him down to a post-war conscript officer in
the US Air Force, a deeper state of trance begins, induced by
facts, almost as if facts want to re-focus themselves. Then nudge,
hint, and grumble. Then I listen. I turn off the facts like
I turn off a light. I enter the hidden system. The system talks
to me. Then the book almost writes itself. The system opens up.
Everywhere in Ruppelt's 1956 book, The Report on Unidentified
Flying Objects I find conspiracy and fantasy. I find things that
don't fit anywhere, missing pieces. The facts are just not
sufficient. Yes, they lead you to the trail, but they can't take
the journey themselves. A typical Ruppelt day was like an Oswald
day or an Adamski day or indeed a Joycean Bloomsday. The 24 hour
span of Joyce's novel Ulysses matches the single-year plan of
Project 1947. We push the Ufological envelope to different limits.
As such, we move Ufology nearer the "truth" of artform than
anything else. Just as you point out, Jan, many of the events in
Project 1947 do not fit, and in Ruppelt's hours as he described
them do not fit, perhaps were not even meant to fit, as in life.
Ruppelt varies his impressions all the time, comes in from many
different angles, he keeps on the move like a good boxer, and like
Che Guevara (another amateur writer), just happens to discover
that he is a prose master. Ruppelt produces sketches of whole and
entire military landscapes, then a crayon daub here, a mere doodle
there. He is depressed, accusatory, and devious in turn, like a
character in a novel. His book is a
You see therefore Jan, in this matter of the defining of fiction,
we must be most careful. I myself see your magnificent Project
1947 web site and others like it indeed (Maccabee, Rudiak, et al)
as a new kind of authentic 21st century text. I see these things
not so much involved in trying to define the UFO, but as long
metaphysical novels about identity and human thoughts and
endeavour involved with whole landscapes of developing science,
technology and national history. You are unbeknown to you,
creating a language; like it or not, you are telling a story rich
in fantasy and lore and multiple associations beyond the sun and
moon. Sir, you are walking tall!
Project 1947 is a work of art. You are a modern Quixote. On this
List, the word fiction is virtually a swear word, and that is
because the concept of fiction is little understood in a
supermarket and TV age that demands very simple-minded
consumer-consumables in body, mind, and spirit. If we cannot
define fiction, we can at least say that psychological, socially
and intellectually it is of vital importance. From cave walls to
Keruoac, fiction defines the moral condition. Fact alone, as a
somewhat historically arriveste concept, cannot do that. If fact
and fiction have any proper correspondence, it is that they are
equally as full of old historical ghosts. They act different
theatres in rival shows with different scripts, but they are both
cultural performances, nevertheless, as is indeed your own site,
sir! Antiquity of course solved this two-state problem.
From Homer to Shakespeare, the rather elegant solution was the
conception of a scale of being in which there is possible all
kinds of translations of matter, being, and spirit. There existed
a mythopoetic dialogue between an infinite variety of intermediate
states of being, from the almost vaporous to the almost solid. We
have fallen from that of course, and so we grate our teeth of the
mechanical and wonder what is wrong. Antiquity was a much more
sophisticated world than is our own. Rich in semi-forms and
anomalous states, it had a much creative and fruitful relationship
with the unconscious than ourselves, with our bad-tempered
rattling cans full of facts.
Now don't just sneer at all this as verbal salad (to quote a
prominent List member who should have know better -- it made him
sound like an intellectual top of the head yob, which as a
prominent physicist he most patently is not). Whether you like it
or not, Jan, you are creating (as indeed are the Moderators of
this List) a new form of expression. I have given up reading
novels for this glittering mysterium of the Web. Please don't
sneer at my long haired words. Have pity for me. I am doomed. I
have a touch of the poet. Only a touch, but it has almost ruined
my life, as Project 1947 has I guess, probably nearly ruined your
own. Being artists, we are both stricken with what Kierkegaard
called the sickness unto death. You have only to add the recent
dialogue between Stanton Friedman and Kevin Randle posted 12/9/02
and your Starship Enterprise, sir, will talk and walk, the first
intermediate life-form since Adamski's Orthon. I have never ever
read anything like this Friedman/Randle dialogue in my chequered
life, and the blessed pair are to be congratulated. They have made
my Christmas. Their List contribution in this case is vastly
superior to the kind of "fiction proper" put out by pre-electric
spoilt brats who should have their over-affluent over-stimulated
over-fed little bottoms smacked soundly. Sorting out just exactly
who is talking to who at any one time should be made into a
Christmas board game. Add this Friedman/Randle dialogue, and the
labyrinths of Project 1947 will have both a live brain and a live
developing story.
Trailing fragmentary contributions from others, this kind of pure
theatre will certainly make Project 1947 the first Web Animal Mk
1. What is the story behind this Friedman/Randle dialogue?
The story is about how many impure comrades can pass through the
eye of a rather impure needle. Ufology it appears, has now reached
its proto-Maoist stage where erring pilgrims such as Frank
Kaufmann are interrogated by an inner circle of savants and
examined for imagining and fictions and half-forms rather like the
bodies of witches were examined for marks of devilish intercourse.
Like most well educated Western folk, the examiners are force-fed
like a Christmas goose with the binary dialectics of false and
true, that is the two-state empirical indoctrination of most well
trained "researchers". This kind of "knowledge" is a consumer
product in itself; countless tons of such Boolian colonisation
pour in and out of the university main-frames by the microsecond,
and most of it is just about suitable as hard-core for motorway
foundations. That there might indeed be forms of life existing
between these two narrow and primitive (and forever approximate)
yes/no alternatives is not for the moment anything like a Western
tribal option. Thus do we keep bumping into things that we don't
understand because we have not yet reprogrammed that paradigm
within which such a twilight half-life as the UFO can be
recognised.
I notice that the old Soviet Commissar word "refurbished" is used
for those lost souls who are forced to confess that they might
just have imagined something. Mao Tse Tung himself called this
process "fanshen". In the Soviet Union, this meant that certain
faces in publicity photographs were brushed out. In Communist
China, this was a means of purifying the village of all consumer
desires (sex and pleasure) and capitalist contaminations (property
and profit), and independent initiative (entrepreneurial
individualism). The contactees and abductees are easy meat for
fanshen. To disastrously fact-prone personalities, the abductees
are in a very weak dialectical position. Like the lost souls of
Christianity and Communism, and in turn Science, their fallen
state has to be somehow "corrected" and their dialectical
impurities washed away as one of the various equivalents of "sin".
If I had been the said Frank Kauffman before this worthy group of
fact-prone personalities, rather than "confessing" to the
miniature child-brides in front of him, I would have stood on a
table, unzipped, and pissed all over their worthy liberal factual
puritanism, their terribly restricted view of basic human
instincts and psychology (most researchers lack all life
experience and lack that criminal instinct required to fight for
significant information), and their petite-bourgeois lust for
clean intellectual linen and far too comfortable sense of proper
purpose. It is most obvious that many of these Ufological
interrogators have lived lives that have been far too well
protected.
I imagine future crimes. Has he stolen a car? No, your honour, he
has been imagining things. Twenty years in the slammer! The
attempt to annihilate certain kinds of mental activity is not that
they are false or unreal, but that partial forms of imagining
might just come about. It is the oldest single aspect of human
culture that survives still in its primordial form. The
Friedman/Randle dialogue is about the casing out of impurities:
the visionaries, the social failures, the liars and fantasists,
the con men, all these things to be replaced by "real science" who
will clean up the farm and get rid of the falsehoods and freaks in
the ghetto and their "wrong answers" from their "failed culture".
The kind of high-school condescension as regards what Mom told
them about the Other Side of Town is found in Donna Kossey's
otherwise excellent book, Kooks. For the record, like Mr. Velez, I
have had a UFO experience, and know that I lost some time. But
unlike Mr Velez, I have no recollection of abduction at all.
I think that Mr. Velez might agree that we are not careful here,
Ufology, in its urge to get into a white coat and handle test
probes and analyze "proper" grown-up pointer-readings is going to
be accused of using coercive group-pressures in order to get the
answer it wants. This is the problem with science, which on its
worst side is a semi-automated systems-machine demanding standard
binary responses. Just like Ufology, science has great problems
with the unique event of the kook experience, or with a complex of
low-frequency events, such as the paranormal spectrum. Both
cultures, in filtering out noise and anomaly, throw their separate
babies out with two separate tubs of bathwater. It is no use
grumbling about "subjectivities" when subjectivities have produced
almost all the good ideas we have ever had, including the
high-impedance voltmeter of 1890, the souped-up versions of which
still comprise most scientific "instrumentation". There has been
little work done on seeing "fact" as a dialectical procedure. I
suggest that any proposal to a university for a psycho-social
analysis of "factual" systems would arouse as much intellectual
prejudice as would a suggest for a course on UFOs, both things
being threats to present Western thought.
Like the high-impedance voltmeter, all these dialectical
procedures are but tarted-up contemporary versions of ancient
tribal metaphysics. They are used to try and boil out the
subjectivities until the answers required duly appear (that is the
answers most easily managed). This is a common procedure within a
scientific culture. In the Frank Kauffman case, and in the case of
the Benveniste experiments (see The Anomalist No 6) the process of
forced interrogation can be seen as raw systems-anthropology in
action. Yes, it is on a much smaller scale of course, but it is
certainly analogous to the kind of mini show- trial seen the old
Communist bloc. The interrogators go off wagging their tails with
a juicy bone of a "fact" between their teeth and leave the carcass
of a sacrificed human being behind them. This bone will be used to
construct yet another pseudo explanation to join those other piles
of cannibalized bones called factual explanations. One day it will
dawn on "objective" researchers that without impurities, the great
unwashed, the fantasists, the creative fibber, Shakespeare's Fool
and George Hansen's Trickster, no "reality" works at all, that is
unless you equate reality with a mass of rattling skeletons in
rattling cupboards, which is as good a description of western
scientific high-impedance pointer-readings as any.
What has this got to do with Ruppelt, you ask? What has Ruppelt
got to do with Roswell? All his working life, Ruppelt was a
systems man encased in a very tight system. He did not have a
youth worth the name outside the fuselage of a warplane on active
service. Though flesh and blood, he was therefore built of all the
resonant inferences of such a specialized system. Take a man from
such a unique cultural context, and he is a wet sack underfoot.
Ruppelt's connection with nukes is implicit. I don't want to
reveal much out about my book, but Ruppelt through a chance death
or illness might well have come within hours of being chosen to be
navigator/bombardier aboard Enola Gay or Bockscar. When a man
comes that close to apocalyptic forces, he doesn't need to go to
Roswell to know all about Roswell if you know what I mean. Bless
him, he was a Warrior amongst the stoutest of American hearts.
Jan, your almost-sneer at the word "fictions" is not worthy of
you. Life and experience are far too complex to consist of
fictions on the one hand and facts on the other. One of the
reasons why Ufology remains an outsider culture is because of its
very primitive intellectual structure. Writers such as Jacques
Vallee and George Hansen try to correct this, but still we hear
the simple minded cry of "I must get the facts of the situation,
and to do this I must de-mystify, get rid of the fantasies". In
Philosophy and Art, Literary Criticism, simple-minded debates
about "did he imagine it or was it real?" are laughably na=EFve.
Ufologists may be baffled by Frank Kauffman and many like him, but
literary types would smile at the bafflement.
What we learn from the makeup of characters in major world fiction
is that say, Kauffman is between Conrad's Lord Jim and Mann's
Auschenbach of Death in Venice. Without such cultural contexts
Ufologists are trying to re-invent the wheel in this crude "lets
separate the facts from the fiction" effort. This is the
blue-collar garage-question approach, and contains the
Fledging Ufology had better start growing up quickly and rid
itself of these witless and simplistic industrial contaminations.
Frank Kauffman's mind, like every single mind on this planet was a
criminal mess, a ghetto, a shanty town, a gipsy camp, and long may
consciousness remain so. As such, a single isolated strand of
consciousness is not to be trusted for a moment, any more than a
single action of a single idea.
Between life and death, we are the carriers of limitless agendas.
We can only imagine what alien culture A is necessarily going to
be like in this respect, and compared with alien culture B, and so
on.
Contact will entail both surprises and some disappointments, of
which linear bourgoise hard-working plain honest dealing will the
most unlikely. In order to understand the UFO must cast off every
single strand of mechanistic industrial determinism within is. And
must demolish almost every single assumption we ever had about the
structure of the world and the makeup of what we call personality.
Aliens may already be here as huge system-implants, their Dulce
"vats" being rather huge interacting web sites in which they lay
their eggs.
Their brain might have evolved to pure media, and be constructed
of the kind of living advertisement that looked George Adamski in
the eye. Aliens might well be disembodied web-games leading to
ever-widening penumbras of uncertainty. All is ambiguity. The
highest level of "them" might even be induced metaphor that we
incubate and spread like seed-corn through all our systems of
reference to make up that Copernican change of paradigm that many
people on this List know we are about to experience. Thus we have
to be very careful when we use the words "fiction" and "reality".
We can expect certainly that what humanity is about to experience
will not be based old-industrial objective work-and-worth based
paradigms. We will experience things that we did not expect,
recognise, and things we are least capable of dealing with. We
should not expect advanced super-extensions of our
industrially-oriented WASP selves, but possibly jokes and shows,
advertisements and quadrupal takes as alien levels C and G
interact with very different alien levels P and Q, again compared
with levels S and P, say. Certainly, as with our own colonisation
of people, what the "primitive" sees is not what the primitive
gets.
Their software and image and media manipulations of first level
When these things in turn are combined yet again with our own
Add alien saints and the alien mad, alien loners and
In all liklehood, the blond androgynous sylph from "Venus" was
custom-designed as bait for him, and his Christian interpretation
was his own subjective component, grafted on to what was probably
a structured act in the first place. What we so easily call
"reality" is that complex. That this whole story
We must expect such hardly complimentary treatment, and not some
wizened ET sage come bearing a box full of the secrets of his
culture. Yes, we would like the universe to be serious and
scientific, a good bourgeois, but I think Adamski met what we fear
most: a kind of piss-taking song and dance show rigged just for
him, as it might just be rigged for us, and rigged not by one
alien cultural level alone. Some very snobbish folk who really
aught to know better reject the burger-selling Adamski because
they think (rather like Shakespeare, unfortunately) that really
significant experiences can only happen to significant folk.
Others reject Adamski not because he lacked education or
intelligence, but that what he saw and experienced suggests that
alien culture might not pay us the compliment of seeing us in a
serious light at all. We will have to consider seriously that
aliens might well have evolved from strong directions
But our ego is such that we don't like to be the subjects of
jokes. The loincloth folk we colonised we can laugh at, but not
ourselves. Aliens are as likely to give us a coherent
techno-industrial signal as we are likely to stop our car and give
our card to a herd of cows in a field. If we get a sensible
signal, then this would certainly presage our destruction. It will
be as phony as a silicon tit or the Brentford Polonius. Like
Orthon, it will more likely be a trick or treat, or a trap or a
joke. Our present Jack meets Jill from abroad ideas will have to
go, and we will have to think right out of the box.
We must consider ideas beyond the beyond and beyond that beyond
again. We might meet rehearsals not solidities, actor's
improvisations rather than mechanisms, and tissues of disembodied
information more than flesh and blood.
Such a thing as the Kirtland AFB landing will not be any more
real than a stage performance can be considered real. I think
Adamski met Orthon and I think also that the replacement of
beloved science by Orthon's Agent and his team of Creative
Management will be one of the most exhilarating disappointments
that both Western science and civilisation will have to face.
Jan, it is midnight in London. I have fed my cats and I have given
Mr. Oberg's oil its final touches. You can see it on varnishing
day in early February, Bin Laden be willing. And so to bed, making
notes on answering Mr Jan Aldrich's other questions at great
length some other time.
Yours affectionately, in triumph and disaster, and compliments of
the season to all List Savants.
Mr Aldrich replied as follows: After reading your answer, I
doubt you are capable of answering anything simply and directly!
Project 1947 is a work of art. You are a modern Quixote.
Thanks, I know who is the patron saint of of lost causes
Now don't just sneer at all this as verbal salad (to quote a
prominent List member who should have know better it made him
sound like an intellectual top of the head yob, which as a
prominent physicist he most patently is not). Whether you like it
or not, Jan, you are creating (as indeed are the Moderators of
this List) a new form of expression. I have given up reading
novels for this glittering mysterium of the Web. Please don't
sneer at my long haired words. Have pity for me. I am doomed. I
have a touch of the poet. Only a touch, but it has almost ruined
my life, as Project 1947 has I guess, probably nearly ruined your
own. Being artists, we are both stricken with what Kierkegaard
called the sickness unto death.
No, I don't think my life is ruined. I am sorry, I am not an
artist but rather a philistine.
I imagine future crimes. Has he stolen a car? No, your honour,
Hey, I've lost a lot of time reading these ramblings, also, In
fact, I hereby apply for a refund!
What has this got to do with Ruppelt, you ask? What has Ruppelt
Take a man from such a unique cultural context, and he is a wet
sack underfoot. Ruppelt's connection with nukes is implicit. I
don't want to reveal much out about my book, but Ruppelt through a
chance death or illness might well have come within hours of being
chosen to be navigator/bombardier aboard Enola Gay or Bockscar.
When a man comes that close to apocalyptic forces, he doesn't need
to go to Roswell to know all about Roswell if you know what I
mean. Bless him, he was a Warrior amongst the stoutest of American
hearts. No, I don't know what you mean which is exactly why I
asked the questions.
We must expect such hardly complimentary treatment, and not some
wizened ET sage come bearing a box full of the secrets of his
culture. Yes, we would like the universe to be serious and
scientific, a good bourgeois, but I think Adamski met what we fear
most: a kind of piss-taking song and dance show rigged just for
him, as it might just be rigged for us, and rigged not by one
alien cultural level alone. Some very snobbish folk who really
aught to know better reject the burger-selling Adamski because
they think (rather like Shakespeare, unfortunately) that really
significant experiences can only happen to significant folk.
Others reject Adamski not because he lacked education or
Please don't bother, life is far to short. I have other more
important things to do, like clean the lint out of belly
button.Sorry, I tripped over you and woke you from your sleep,
please go back to dreams your demented dreams.
Yours affectionately, in triumph and disaster, and compliments of
the season to all List Savants. Colin
There is something to be said about being separated from the
Mother Country after all! Jan Aldrich
To which Bruce Macabbee replied:
I admire Colin's way with words. The use of language in my own
two books is a poor comparison to the language useage, the erudite
allusions to literature, etc., which flow volubly from Colin's
typewriter, er, computer, uh, keyboard (there, that encompasses
both!).
Mr Bennett replies to Jan Aldrich:
Sorry the longer thoughts and the longer sentences appear to
I'll give your site a visit on those rare occasions whenever I
want a date, a time, a place, or a fact. I'm surprised at you, I
am. Even the Brentford Polonius has revealed a sense of humour of
late, and says my work is erotic. It obviously has not worked in
your case. Don't worry, there are plenty of alternative commercial
treatments in the press if you look carefully in the back pages.
They will even cure your sourpuss manic-depressive lack of all
humour, for which Listers will be most grateful. If this is what
facts do to folk such as you, I'd rather watch old street-cleaning
training films in a darkened room on a bad day in Brentford.
Colin (Bad Man) Bennett
To which Mr John Rimmer (the Brentford Polonius, editor of
Magonia Magazine)replied:
As Mr Bennett has been so kind as to explain to the readers of
UFO UpDates all about my background and ancestry, in his masterful
essay "Rimmer Exposed", and thus reveal the reasons I became the
dreadful sceptic and pelicanist you see before you, I hope you
will grant me the indulgence of explaining some of the historical
factors which have made Mr Bennett the verbose sesquipedalianist
we have come to know and love. Mr Bennett is the product of a
peculiarly British (and more particularly English) social
background, and American readers will need to have a little
digression into the details of the English class system in order
to fully understand it.
Amongst the middle and upper classes in England there has been a
distinction since before the nineteenth century between those who
are "in trade" and those who are in "the professions". This harks
back to the historical division between families whose wealth was
hereditary and based on land, and the rising class of merchants,
manufacturers and entrepreneurs which arose in the
It has always been the case that those who had inherited their
wealth have looked down on those who earned it, and to dismiss
such people as being "in trade", which was (and indeed sometimes
still is) considered an insult. It is worth pointing out that in
this context "in trade" applies equally to the owner of a small
corner shop or the owner of multinational corporation. The only
professions suitable for sons of the landed classes were the Army,
the Law, the civil service and colonial government, and, for the
less intellectually endowed, the Church.
According to some historians, such as Corelli Barnett, it was
this aristocratic disdain for wealth-creation which has led to the
gradual decline of Britain as an industrial power over two
centuries.
By the mid-twentieth century a new situation arose which further
discomforted the 'landed' classes. This was the expansion of
further education to a much wider spectrum of the population, most
particulalry to the working class and the lower middle classes,
people who were by and large the servants of the
'landed' classes. The Grammar School system, introduced after
World War II, gave many working class children (and here I declare
an interest as I went to a Grammar School) the first opportunity
to get an education of the same standard (and in many cases
better) than the offspring of the upper classes, who could afford
to send their children to private schools (which, of course are
known in Britain as 'Public Schools' - but then we drive on the
wrong side of the road as well, don't we!)
This caused a lot of resentment and a great deal of petty
snobbery, and it is this which we see expressed so vividly in the
outpourings of Mr Colin Bennett. In his world anything scientific,
mechanical, progessive, indeed anything practical, comes from a
lower social strata than the elevated one occupied by the products
of the English private school system. You can see this in his
disdain - expressed with such relish - for the perfectly innocent
town of Brentford.
Brentford is a suburb of London, largely occupied by what I think
Americans refer to as "blue-collar" workers, people who are
employed in the industrial and commercial enterprises of West
London and around Heathrow Airport. It is a town of modest streets
and modest people, lying along the bank of the River Thames.
His, I suspect totally phoney, disdain for facts and figures is
also a product of the ennervating private school education system,
which traditionally regarded Latin grammar as a more fitting
subject for study than science. His unpleasant little jibe against
Jan Aldrich (above) is an unfortunately all-too-typical example of
his class's snobbery. Notice how 'ledger clerk' is used as a term
of abuse - it is of course 'ledger clerks' (or computer operators
as they now tend to be called) which make much of Mr Bennett's
cosy little world possible - by, for instance, arranging for the
meagre royalties on his books to be paid to his bank account.
I am afraid that you are all being subjected, unneccesarily, to
the embittered outpourings of a man who sees that his world has
ended, but is still trying desperately to hold on to the remnants
of a class-system that are disintegrated beneath him.Unfortunately
the only way he can do this is by sneering and snobbish remarks
aimed at the "tradesmen", "shop-girls", and "ledger clerks" that
he can still - just - manage to convince himself comprise the
lower orders.
There is another possibility which explains Mr Bennett's world
view. It may be that he is not a scion of the landed classes.
Perhaps he too hails from the respectable working class. Maybe his
father was a lock- keeper on the Grand Union Canal at Brentford,
and maybe he too is a product of the emancipating post-war Grammar
Schools.
But far from seeing this as an achievment, he burns with a
smouldering resentment of his humble origins. Perhaps the Grammar
School he went to was one which rather too enthusiastically copied
the manners and forms of the 'Public'
Schools. Our Mr Bennett might have entered this ethos with
As a favourite of the English teacher, he would seek to impress
with essays filled with flowery rhetoric and meaningless
formulations. The school amateur dramatic society might also have
given opportunities for display and preening. This would impress
the teachers, but he would find himself the butt of cruel ridicule
in the schoolyard afterwards.
Now free of these childhood torments he can lucubrate at length
to the readers of UpDates, attempting to impress the many English
majors who read it as much as he impressed his favourite teacher
all those years ago. But maybe not, for I would much rather
imagine him as the last shrivelled branch of a once noble family
tree - as I am sure would he.
To which Mr Jerry Clark replied:
Colin Bennett is the most original, entertaining figure to appear
on the scene in a long time, a real breath of fresh air, not to
mention good humor. John Rimmer gets mad whenever I say anything
nice to or about him, so I'll just wish him a happy holiday
season. I look forward to a New Year full of his - and Colin's -
distinctive posts. |